Jev stroked his chin. "Do I look like a summer fling?

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

Laziness: the habit of resting before fatigue sets in

I think we are going to have to love ourselves. Fuck.

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

A very wise man once said I don t know Go ask a woman

. . . and together you're what, the Super Friends?

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Dear Math I m not therapist So solve your own problems