Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.

Wonderful life, life live to inspired other people.

We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers.

Love is an intense flickable mystery, like a booger.

Be wonderful! Like a dog, love with all of your heart.

Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be?

For the sake of my loved ones, I don’t drink sake.

When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.

When one is two, it is love, and one plus one equals three.

I love three women—Agatha, Christy, and Agatha Christie.

We’re all somewhere 1-100 in love. I’m always 100.

Don’t waste your most important resource—your life.

Let’s make love in the library—in the romance section.

Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.

Love in a box. It’s a gift—for both of us, from both of us.