I think I found the love of my life. Boy, I’m glad I cleaned out my fish tank.

Open up your heart and mind to the infinite wonderful experiences there are in life.

Two decaying racehorse carcasses would make a great bathtub. I’m a fast lover.

Motorcycle helmets are bottomless. Strippers are topless. And my love is middleless.

She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter.

Silencing the brain's ramblings gives the chance for wonderful thoughts to bloom.

Have the vision to create something wonderful, something that has true value forever.

Salsa music is best when chewing on nachos. I’m a spicy lover. Taste me and see.

Your world becomes enlivened, more wonderful when achieving your heart’s desires.

Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.

Love is most powerfulLove is most resourcefulLove is most wonderfulLove is most blissful.

You never know who you're inspiring or uninspiring. People notice more than you think.

You say guest, and I say prisoner. But I say it with love, so mine is preferable to yours.

My two legs are like one pretzel when I sit on the floor. If only love were so intertwined.

Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die.