If you ve been sacked from every job you ever had at least no one can call you a quitte

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties

Work is the greatest thing in the world so we should always save some of it for tomorrow

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name

Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do

The trouble with being the boss is that there s no satisfaction in stealing office supplies

Even experienced public speakers get butterflies The trick is to make them fly in formation

If you are not enjoying your work you should either change your attitude or change your jo

The trouble with being the boss is that there s no satisfaction in stealing office supplies

It is not how busy you are but why you are busy- the bee is praised the mosquito is swatted

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles

If you don t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won t have to work

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it

I no longer need to punish deceive or compromise myself unless of course I want to stay employed