Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself
Working is a delight leave enough work for your colleagues
For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe
Those who can t laugh at themselves leave the job to others
For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe
For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe
Mondays are God s punishment for what we did on the weekend
Worrying works 90% of the things I worry about never happen
Working is a delight so leave enough work for your colleagues
There s no sense in being pessimistic it wouldn t work anyway
Doing nothing is the hardest work of all No breaks no days off
Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing
Never start a project until you ve picked out someone to blame
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall never be unemployed
During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa