Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself

Working is a delight leave enough work for your colleagues

For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe

Those who can t laugh at themselves leave the job to others

For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe

For peace of mind resign as general manager of the universe

Mondays are God s punishment for what we did on the weekend

Worrying works 90% of the things I worry about never happen

Working is a delight so leave enough work for your colleagues

There s no sense in being pessimistic it wouldn t work anyway

Doing nothing is the hardest work of all No breaks no days off

Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing

Never start a project until you ve picked out someone to blame

Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall never be unemployed

During a campaign the air is full of speeches - and vice versa