Work is the curse of the drinking class

I hate coffee It keeps me awake at work

I don t want a solution I want an excuse

Teamwork gives you someone else to blame

Who stopped payment on my reality check?

You can t fire me Slaves have to be sold

You re just like Mondays Nobody likes you

Hey I found your nose It was in my business

Bad presentations do not have slide effects

Civil servants are neither civil nor servile

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life

Creativity is great but plagiarism is faste

Wisconsin attorney accidentally sues himself

Don t be pessimistic It wouldn t work anyway

Double your pleasure photocopy your paycheck