I love hard work; I can really look at it for hours

I used to be a banker but lost interest in the work

A lot of people work but their minds are unemployed

A bad day at home is better than a good day at work

Crime doesn t pay does that mean my job is a crime?

My insomnia is so bad I can t even sleep on the jo

I m out of my mind but feel free to leave a message

I had a life once Now I have a computer and a modem

Organized people are just to lazy to look for things

I once worked as a horse trainer It was a stable jo

I love my work I could sit and watch it all day long

Death is life s way of telling you you ve been fired

Work is fine if it doesn t take too much of your time

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things

Be thankful for problems or idiots would have your jo