Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do

I visited the tax office I wanted to know the people I work fo

Work is the greatest thing in the world so save some for tomorrow

Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs

All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance

Sign at a Barber s Saloon: We need your heads to run our business

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work

Some people aren t officially angry until everyone knows about it

Who says nothing is impossible? I ve been doing nothing for years

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Hard work doesn t harm anyone but I don t want to take any chances

The voices in my head may not be real but they have some good ideas

A fool wants to be king A wise man wonders if he can handle the jo

Teamwork: A lot of mindless idiots doing exactly what the boss says

Work is a fine thing if it doesn t take too much of your spare time