America is not a place. America is an idea that died along with my grandfather. And I’m sorry to say that I shot them both.

Ancient Chinese proverb,” he said, heading toward the kitchen.“He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole.

My maid laughs at me She thinks I am poor and stupid because I do not use mobile phones on the ubiquitous nature of mobile phones

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

I want to remember our fallen heroes. And after I’ve spent a day remembering them, I want to extend my arm and help them up.

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in a pumpkin.

My favorite time of the day is 3:33 pm, though I rarely see it because it’s a little too early to be getting up for the day.

An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.

He`s quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen].

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree.

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.