I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did I said I didn t know

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock

Objection!" Metz shouts.Grounds?" the judge asks.Well...he's my witness!

Be a Samurai.Because you just never know what's behind the freaking sky.

Inflation hasn t ruined everything A dime can still be used as a screwdrive

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges

The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.

If it weren t for electricity we d all be watching television by candlelight

And you are going to close the gates, because I told you to close the gates.

Are you sure you can't dematerialize? Not even a little?" "I'm sure.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it