Smoking kills If you re killed you ve lost a very important part of your life

If I d known I was going to live so long I d have taken better care of myself

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.

I don t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they re dead

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.

Look at him,” she said, shaking her head. “Travis Maddox: Mr. Mom.

The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a credito

Agatha was so tight-fisted she could squeeze a penny and strangle Abe Lincoln.

Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.

Women want mediocre men and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible

Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared’s neck.