And so that means...""We have to rob the Henley," Simon said.Kat sank onto a truly uncomfortable sofa. "Again.

I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either.

How do you know you are who you are? How do you know you’re not simply a clone of who you think you are?

There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, over the course of 70 years or so.

I want my time to be taken up by chores errands appointments and arguments In other words I want to get married

I am the Anagram of Love. I’m not evil, but I am evol. I guess this also makes me the Palindrome of Love!

Well, I don’t know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.

You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out.

A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return.

After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes He said `No hablo ingles

Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.

Middle age: When you re sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn t for you

A brick could be tied to a cape, and then exalted as a superhero. Is that any more absurd than Superman?