Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?
No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah.
Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.
Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Somehow the idea of Montgomery as a fairy doesn't have the same effect on me as it appears to have on you.-Raphael
A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick?
Straight men just can t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do
I was on his fairground ride and one minute I was laughing and the next I was crying It was an emotional roller coaste
I went to the doctor because I d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
Love doesn’t spend its time watering your plants. But it might bubblegum swank monkey mouth with you—twice.
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
Any husband who says My wife and I are completely equal partners is talking about either a law-firm or a hand of bridge
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.