Tip#27Kiss a girl if you’re a female,If you’re a single male kiss a Guy(Idea)It’s fun to offend society ~

Imogene always sitson the remote. It’s probably wedged between her butt cheeks.”“Should I go get a crowbar?

Alright, we put it away. We keep it hidden. We never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they? Do they, Gandalf?

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.

« Quote of the day: “Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it».

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.

I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it.

I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.