... and then I jumped out the window

Well blow me down with a solar flare.

World domination is just my side gig.

F*ck a duck and sh*t on a goldfish cracker!

Life is an absolute Dream... then I wake up.

the answer to every problem involved penguins

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

No one broke his finger and got away with it.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.

He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box!

Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.