Where’s the ice cream?”“In the oven.

There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile.

Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.

COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

If at first you don't succeed, lower you expectations

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !