I and my recliner - we go way back

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark

You can t be late until you show up

Man who throw dirt will lose ground

Stable relationships are for horses

Never spit when on a roller coaste

A day without sunshine is like night

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat

The less we know the more we suspect

He knows that little soon repeats it

You re never alone with schizophrenia

Laughter translates into any language

Unlike us the Earth is pretty grounded

Never stand between a dog and a hydrant

Death will definitely lift up my spirit