Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie

People treat you exactly how you train them to

A mistake is simply another way of doing things

Financial circumstances often alter legal cases

Life not only begins at forty it begins to show

Never test the depth of the water with both feet

Unless you re the lead dog the view never changes

Why Good News Bad News travel at different speeds

If you run like your mouth you d be in good shape

Don t trust stairs they re always up to something

Worry is a funky luxury when a lot has to be done

Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two

Don t assume malice for what stupidity can explain

Wasting time won t make any difference to eternity

You can t have everything; where would you put it?