Being good at being stupid doesn t count

Silence is golden but duct tape is silve

Man who want pretty nurse must be patient

Half the people you know are below average

Always try to be modest and be proud of it

Fame is temporary but infamy lasts foreve

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Never underestimate the power of stupidity

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Enthusiasm wanes but dullness lasts foreve

Enthusiasm wanes but dullness lasts foreve

Measure twice because you can only cut once

Don t take life seriously until you re sick

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat