Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess

Permitting your life to be taken over by another person is like letting the waiter eat your dinne

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was

The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain experience The only way to gain experience is to make a mistake

If you can t laugh at yourself someone else is going to do it for you and you re not going to enjoy it nearly as much

There are those who make things happen There are those who watch things happen And there are those who wonder what happened?