Anybody can quit smoking It takes a real man to fight lung cance
Anybody can quit smoking It takes a real man to fight lung cance
Experience is something you don t get until just after you need it
The sooner you fall behind the more time you will have to catch up
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don t
When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair she thought she would Dye
If it weren t for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for everyone
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it Foreve
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good
Cocaine is never a solution Unless of course you dissolve it in wate
Any bad habit is easier to maintain than the corresponding good habit
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat
Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn t permanent