Anybody can quit smoking It takes a real man to fight lung cance

Experience is something you don t get until just after you need it

The sooner you fall behind the more time you will have to catch up

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don t

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair she thought she would Dye

If it weren t for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for everyone

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end

Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it Foreve

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good

Cocaine is never a solution Unless of course you dissolve it in wate

Any bad habit is easier to maintain than the corresponding good habit

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat

Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn t permanent