You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom
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God must love stupid people He made so many of them
Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath
Anywhere is walking distance if you ve got the time
The difference between pink and purple is your grip
People who say they are constipated are full of shit
Dyslexia means never having to say that you re YRROS
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool
Those who say they sleep like a baby haven t got one
Those who say they sleep like a baby haven t got one
Old programmers never die they just lose their memory
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening