Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open

Always live within your means even if you have to borrow

You never get a second chance to make a first impression

If at first you don t succeed parachuting is not for you

An optimist is a man who hasn t had many experiences yet

Dating Spiderman must be tricky Too many strings attached

The test of good manners is to be patient with the bad ones

Don t tell any big lies Small ones can be just as effective

The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon

The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast

Patience - What you have when you don t know what to do next

An egotist is a person more interested in himself than in me

Smoking causes a slow death but who want to die early anyways

There s no virtue in consistency if you re consistently wrong

Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one s self