If the worgue of time is ritsol by you and you are perdising it
Then
Neeche to aise padh rahe ho jaise oopar ki saari Angreji samajh aa gai

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= 1 Ton
Then For 3000 Kgs
How Much
Santa- Ton, Ton, Ton

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
kyu?
Qki doctor ne use
lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai
Mai Kehta hon Garam paani le aao woh le aati hai
Dost: Garam pani Q
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain

At the scene of an accident a man was crying
O God I have lost my hand oh
Santa: Control yourself Dont cry See that man

He has lost his head Is he crying

Railway Me Job Hai
Karni hai Kya
Salary:35000/- Per Month
Job Details:-
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai

Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSONB
coz Mom cant remembr WHO is WHOSE SON

Arz Kiya Hai...

Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The
Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The
Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu..
Na Chah Kar Bhi Humko Kya Mila???
Baba Ji Ka Thullu......

Girl and boy was Chatting on
Facebook....
Girl - M very confused
about 1 thing from last couple
of
days ...
BF - Tell me I will give you the
answer! !
Girl - What is Baba Ji ka
thullu??
Boy - ok ,when you Said me to
Buy a Daimond Ring for you
last birthday, what
did you get ??
Girl - Nothing !!!!!
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka
Thullu! !!!!

टीचर: पानी का फॉर्मूला बताओ
स्टूडेंट: H2O + MgCl2 + CaSO4 + AlCl3 + NaOH + KOH + HNO3 +HCl + CO2
टीचर: ये उत्तर गलत है
स्टूडेंट: मैडम ये नाले का पानी है