Kitna lucky hoga wo Boyfriend Jo Apni Girlfriend Se Ye Sunta Hoga
Janu Tum Phone cut karo mai call Karti Hun

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY

ME-meri ek gf h i love u bolo mje
SHE-tm ho kaun
ME-ldka hu i lv u bolo
SHE-pagal h kya
ME-na i lov u bol
SHE-who r u
ME-ldka i love u bol mje abhi
SHE-q bolu
ME-na abhi k abi bol i love u .
SHE-dimag mt chaat
ME-ni chatunga i lv u bol.
SHE-ok I LOVE U
ME-HAYE RE MERI DIWANI EK BAR KAHA NA MENE KI MERI GF H FIR V LV U BOL RI H UFF

Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai
Ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai Dulha bolta hai:
Dont worry jate hi loot lunga

Boy: Kaha ja rahi ho?
Girl: Aatmahatya karne.
Boy: To itna MAKEUP Q Kiya hua hai?
Girl: Abe Gadhe! Kal Newspaper me photo Aayegi na.!

Boy:- ro kyu rhi ho
Girl:-mere sirf 99% marks aye hai
Boy:-sukar mana khuda ka k itne marks mile hai
sharm kar kamini itne marks me to 3-3 ladke pass ho jate hai

आजकल वा छौरी i phone त नीचै बात नी करदी
जोनसी मंदीर मै परसाद लेंदे हाणी नु कहा करदी मेरे भाई का बी घालीये

लड़के वाले लड़की देखने आये
लड़के वाले: जी लड़की ने क्या किया हुआ है
घरवाले: जी इसने तो नाक में दम किया हुआ है
सारा दिन बस फेसबुक और व्हाट्सएप्प
इसे तो आप ले जाएँ बस

5 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Zabardasti Kiss Kar Rahe
The Ladki Chilla Rahi Thi Beshrmo Lado Mat Sabki Bari Aayegi

Mai keha WILL U MARRIED ME
kamli hass k kehndi
Banda ban ja dila deyaa janiya mai te vyaai hoi aaa

Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho
Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho mai shadi tumse hi karunga
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye

Smart hone ki sabse badi problam
Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi
Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak single hu mai

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti hai
Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu aur jab dil kare uth jati hu
Boy-notty Tu bilkul mere kutte pe gayi hai

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do mein ring ko dekh ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi thi aur usne nahi di

Ladki : Mere dad ne Mujhe new mobile lakr diye
Ladka : Oohhh Wow Kya Nam hai mob ka
Ladki : Lavaris
Ladka : Abe akkal ki dushman Wo LAVA IRIS hai