MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho
GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ne ek shayari likhi
Phoolon ka raja baharon ka shehzada
Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta kamina haraamzada

शहर का लडका गाव की लडकी से प्यार करता है
लडका: tum whatsapp pr ho
Girl : nhi mai to ghar par hu
Boy : I mean whatsapp use krti ho?
Girl : nhi mai to fair n lovely lgati hu
Boy : arrre meri maa तुमको whatsapp चलाना आता है
लडकी: नहीं पर तुम चलाना में पीछे बैठ जाउंगी

Interviewer - do you have a GF
Me - no
Interviewer - bhaag saale ek ladki to nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega

A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
Don t Drink water without Boiling
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kr Ja Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha Sardar Ji Kithy Ja Rhe Ho
Sardar g Ne Kha:
Tala Khulwane

Sardar: U cheated me
Shopkeeper: No I sold a good radio to u
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is All India Radio

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat ta Hai
Hira Hire Ko Kaat ta Hai
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega Qki
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he B positive yaa

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi
Papa: Haan
Beta: Kis se hui
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li

Ek Makkhi Pakro
Usay maro Uska Gosh Banao
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao
Phir SMS Karo
KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS

Ek sardaro k gaon me nadi pe bridge bnaya gya
Builder bhut achcha ho gya
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop me tair ke nadi paar krte the ab chhav me tair kr krenge

Ek Girl ne Ek chote se baby k gaal pe kiss kiya Girl
oh sory tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai
Baby- Kuch accha karne se agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai

Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe
Jo jate hai unke piche Wo aate hai caro ke neeche
Jo kehte hai JAANU Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU

Sardar- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Kon Banata hai?
2nd Sardar-Aasmaan me Bhagwan Banata hai.
Sardar- O Tere Ki..
Mai To Darzi ko De Aaya...
=RPS

In an interview :- Interviewer: How does an electric motor run
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup