Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebook pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu ban jye to WALL pe post kr dena

Arz kiya hai
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
Are Duub mre wo kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi

Ek naughty Bacche Se Kisine Sawal Kiya
Billi Puch Kyu Hilati Hai?
Bache Ne Itminan Se Jawab Diya
Isliye Ki Puch Billi Ki Hai
Tere Baap Ki Nahi

Munna bhai: Circuit agar bus pe tu chade ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga
Circuit: bole 2 bhai dono baar ticket apani hi kategi

Interviewer: What is Recession
Candidate:
When Wine Women get replaced by Water Wife
That Critical Phase of Life is called Recession

God: I m making girls with Hitech features Any suggestion
Boys: yes The Heart should be PASSWORD Protected to Avoid Multiple Users

GOLU:Aaj Muje Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gya
MOLU:Konsa msg
GOLU:Battery Low
MOLU: Send Kr Sabko Daraenge

2 men went to a call girl
1st went in come out said na my wife is better
2nd went in come out said right ur wife is much better dost

Son(On Phone) : Maa aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta Ladka hua ya ladki
Son : Nahi maa tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li

Jb Hume Safalta Milti Hai
Tab Duniya Me Humari Pehchan Banti Hai
Jab Hume Vifalta Milti He Tb Hume Duniya Walo Ki Sahi Pehchan Milti Hai

2 bhoot jangle me ghum rahe the
Pahla bhoot:-vo dekh vaha per insaan hai
Dusra bhoot:-chup ker insaan vinsaan kuch nahi hota hai sub vaham hai

Khusi unhe nhi milti
jo zndgi ko apni sharto pe jite hai
Khusi to unhe milti hai
jo dusre ki khusi ke liye apne zndagi ke mayne badal dete hai

pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai

एक अमेरिकी डॉक्टर भारत आया
बस स्टैंड पर एक किताब देखते ही उसे दिल का दौरा पड़ गया
20 रुपए की इस किताब का नाम था
30 दिन में डॉक्टर कैसे बनें

2 बच्चों की मां तीसरी शादी कर रही थी
फेरों के टाइम एक बच्चा रोने लगा
मां का जवाब सुनकर दूल्हा बेहोश हो गया
मां बोली चुप हो जा नहीं तो अगली बार नहीं लाऊंगी