Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai
I m so sorry
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr.Saab Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise taise

Ladka :Doctor sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega
Doctor :"50 hajar
Ladka :Agar plastic hum de toh kitna lagega
Doctor(gusse se) :Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena Muft mai hojaega

A doctor got a call from a very excited woman My son just swallowed the aspirins what shall I do? He replied Give him a headache what else?

Doctor please hurry My son swallowed a razor-blade Don`t panic I`m coming immediately Have you done anything yet ? Yea I shaved with the electric razo

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h

1st man: I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin 2nd man: Oh really what happened? 1st man: After the first two I felt bette

Patient: Doctor you must help me I`m under such a lot of stress that I keep losing my temper with people Doctor: Tell me about your problem Patient: I JUST DID DIDN`T I YOU STUPID MORON

A Russian visiting India went for an eye check up The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy he s my cousin

A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax What will happen to her? Eventually said the Doctor she will rise and shine

Doctor: It`s no good I can`t find anything wrong with you It must just be the effects of drinking Patient: I`ll come back when you`re sober then Contributed by:-Mr Singh email address:- funnyjokes rediffmail com

Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya
Jalao ji Jalao

A doctor warned an ageing telly star I think you ought to stop taking sleeping pills every night they`re habit-forming you know Don`t be silly patient said I`v been taking them every night now for twenty years and they haven`t become a habit yet

Hurry the doctor commanded his teenage daughter Put my stethoscope and medicine box in my car That was an emergency call from someone who says he will die if I do not turn up immediately Papa that call was not for you but for me replied the girl saucily

While making rounds a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns As you can see she says the patient limps be-cause his left fibula and tibia are radically arched Michael what would you do in a case like this? Well ponders the intern I suppose I`d limp too

A doctor enters into a patient s room and informs the patient that he has good news and bad news He then asks the patient which news he would like to hear The patient responds Doctor give me the good news The doctor says Well we are gonna name a disease after you