When the tribal chief was suffering from constipation one of his men goes to a doctor Knowing little English he says `Big Chief No shit ` The doctor prescribes the medicines for 3 days which the man gives to his chief The chief hoping for a faster cure takes all the medicines in one gulp After some time the man runs back to the doctor and says `Big shit No Chief `
An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem It s horrible she said I haven t moved my bowels in a week I see Have you done anything about it? asked the doctor Yes doctor she replied I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night No the doctor said `I mean do you take anything? Naturally she answered I take a book
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors The first one said I don`t trust your fancy doctor He treated old Jake for a kidney ailment for nearly a year and then Jake died of a liver ailment So what makes you think your doctor is any better? asked his friend Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment you can be sure you`ll die of a kidney ailment
Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside a patient said There must be something terribly wrong with me Why do you say that? asked the doctor All the other doctors seem to disagree with your diagnosis Don t you worry consoled the doctor In a similar case sometime back I stood firm on my diagnosis and the postmortem proved me right
An old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation It s terrible she said I haven t moved my bowels in a week I see Have you done anything about it? asked the doctor Naturally she replied I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night No the doctor said I mean do you take anything? Naturally she answered I take a book
This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son a renowned surgeon perform the operation As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son Yes Dad what is it? Don t be nervous son do your best and just remember if it doesn t go well if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son a renowned surgeon perform the operation As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son Yes Dad what is it? Don t be nervous son; do your best and just remember if it doesn t go well if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son a renowned surgeon perform the operation As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son Yes Dad what is it? Don t be nervous son; do your best and just remember if it doesn t go well if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair just before his operation A nurse stopped him and asked What s the matter? He said I heard the nurse say It s a very simple operation Don t worry I m sure it will be all right She was just trying to comfort you what s so frightening about that? She wasn t talking to me She was talking to the docto
Wanting to lose weight a woman placed a picture of a shapely pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair just before his operation A nurse stopped him and asked What s the matter? He said I heard the nurse say It s a very simple operation don t worry I m sure it will be all right She was just trying to comfort you What s so frightening about that? She wasn t talking to me She was talking to the docto
An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing After an examination the Doctor says to the old man Right I ll need you to leave a urine semen and feces samples for analysis The old man didn t quite hear the Doctor and asks his wife What did the Doctor say? The wife replies He wants you to leave your underpants here dea
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation problem It s terrible she said I haven t moved my bowels in a week I see Have you done anything about it?` asked the doctor Oh yes she replied I sit in the bathroom for a half hour in the morning and again at night No the doctor said I mean do you take anything? Of course she answered I take a magazine in with me each time
At a dinner party several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy No woman said one man scornfully can keep a secret I don t know about that huffily answered a woman guest I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one You ll let it out some day the man insisted I hardly think so responded the lady When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years she can keep it foreve
A man got a call from his doctor who said I have some bad news and some terrible news which would you rather hear first? The man says The bad news The doctor says The lab messed up your tests and when they re-did them they found out you only have 48 hours to live The man exclaimed What could be more terrible than that ?? The doctor replied we tried all day yesterday to get hold of you but your phone was busy
