Zindagi ka sach
Ek garib subah jaldi Ghar se pet bharne k Liye nikalta hai
Aur
Ek Ameer pet kam karne k liye

100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi
kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi ki jhoti khabar faela di thi

One day RAVAN went to disco aur woh behosh ho gaya due to shock
why Bcoz the entry fee was Rs 1500 per HEAD

vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi
lakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi

Techer- Netaji apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai bahumat to mere bete k sath he

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge
Female : Nahi unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte

Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha:
DEAR KASTURBA
I LOVE YOU
Tumhara
BAPU Ji

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola :
Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi
Santa:Khak maje se ki radio pe Jan Gan Man aa gaya Khade khade kani padi

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola
Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya

Ek bar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya
itne me bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya

GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu
GIRL- Kyu
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain
Naukrani: Nahii Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho Aadha jism dikh raha hai
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai
Boss: Manager Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

Joke - 2 choohe paid pe baithe the,
neeche se 1 hathi guzra,
1 chooha hathi pe ja gira
dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.