United State Air Force has a high security super secret base in Nevada known simply as Area 51? One afternoon a Cessna landed at this secret base The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated The pilot s story was that - he took off from Vegas got lost spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot held him overnight during the investigation By the next day they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost wasn t a spy They are fueled his airplane threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison and let him go The next day to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel the same Cessna landed there again Once again the MP s surrounded the plane only this time there were two people in the plane The same pilot jumped out said Do anything you want to me but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night

During the British Raj it was felt that bonding with the locals would be better if English officers could speak in Punjabi Accordingly a Punjabi tutor was arranged for a Gora Major Saab After a month the tutor felt he had taught the British Major good Punjabi The Major s commanding officer in Lahore the British General decided to personally test the Major So he threw some ink on the table and asked the Major to describe in Punjabi what happened Major: Aithay ink Kinnay giraayi Hai? The tutor looked happy but the General was disappointed and asked them to further improve the Punjabi Another month passed and it was time for another test The General again threw ink on the table and asked the same question Major replied in his improved style: Aitthay Siyahi Kinnay Doli Aa? The tutor was thrilled but the General was still not satisfied So the tutor asked what the General was expecting The General said he would demonstrate and called a desi Punjabi Sergeant to come into the office The Sergeant walked in saw the mess and immediately screamed: Oye Kanjaro Eh Maiz Di Maa Behan Kinne Kitti Aa? The old General stood up applauded and announced: Now that gentleman is Punjabi