Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute KHILONE the

Customer: Waiter I asked for Alu Paratha but I find no potatoes in it Waiter: What`s in a name Sir If you ask for Kashmiri Pulav will you expect to find Kashmir in it?

Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho
Premika: Bakwas nahi main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo

Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K Mar Gaya
Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
DARU To Branded Hi Peeta Tha
Saala Liver Hi Local Nikla

Shadi k waqt mandap me ladka ladki se Bola
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho Aadha jism dikh raha hai
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai
Boss: Manager Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya
Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya
Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms
Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya

Ek Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha
uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho
kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha
socha q barbad karu haat chir ke lagalu

Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai
Jaldi Batao
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega

Train Chali Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaya
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji Nazar Nhe Aate Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Teacher: Why are you late Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said School Ahead Go Slow

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola
Ek Aadmi Shave karane aaya
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai
Man-Haan
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao

Ek Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
Wanted For RAPE MURDER
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha
I Want To Apply For This Jo

T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai
kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kar diya
to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li