1. Us ne kapde dhoye
2. use kapde dhone pade
Pehli line se Aadmi k unmarried hone ka
aur doosri line se Aadmi k married hone ka pata Chalta hai

PATNI: Sunte ho
Pados wale Gupta ji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah phir 1 number kahan gaya
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai

Patni: sharam nahi aati dusri Aurat ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe ho
Ab tum shadi shuda ho
Pati: aisa kaha likha hai ki upwas Ho to khane ka menu bhi nahi Dekh sakte

Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta
Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai

Jab Apki Patni Apse Kahe Ki Mujhe Tumse Jaruri Baat Karni Hai..

Wo Ek Line Me Itna Power He Ki Wo Apko Apni
Life Me Kiye Hue Sabhi Galat Kam Ko Yaad Karva Deta He.

3rd Patni- Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati- Zeher Khane Se
Patni- Aur 2nd
Pati- Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni- Kyu
Pati- Kyu ki Wo Zeher Nahi Kaha rahi thi

Patni: Ye Kya Hai Ji, Aap Roz Subah Mere Muhh Pe Pani Kyu Dalte Ho
Pati: Kyon Ki, Mujhe Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha.. Ki

Meri Beti Phul Si Najuk Hai, Ise Kabhi Murjhane Mat Dena..!

Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maara Or Bola Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi..

Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge

Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon

Husband: Bahut Zyada.

Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?

Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Patni: Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He
Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?

Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.

Patni: Bolo Na Plz.

Pati: Tera MUHH..

Wife ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs. 10/-
Nylon Rs. 8/-
Cotton saree Rs. 5/-
Wife: Give me Rs. 500/-
Ill buy 50 sarees
Husband- Soordas ki Maa press ki dukan hai

Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha

Banarsi Saree 10/-

Nylon 8/-

Cotton 5/-

Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se:
Mujhe Rs. 500 Do Me 50 Saree Kharidungi

Husband: Meri Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..

बीवी भी हक़ जताती है और माँ भी
शादी क्या हुई हम तो कश्मीर हो गए

Husband ne Bivi ko msg kiya: Dinner pe mere sath kuch dost aa rahe hain Aacha sa khana bana dena
Phir 2nd msg kia: Meri salary zyada ho gayi hai next month tumhen soney ki angoothi le kar dunga
Bivi ne reply kiya: Oh my God sacchi
Husband: Nahi
Check kar raha tha mera pehla msg mila ya nahi
warna tu bolegi mujhe message mila hi nahi