A few days before Christmas a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife The store manager tells him he has just what he`s looking for A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols He brings the husband over to the colourful but quiet bird The man agrees that Chet certainly is retty but he doesn`t seem to be much for singing The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet`s left foot Immediately Chet starts singing; Silent Night Holy Night The husband is very impressed with Chet`s singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet`s right foot Chet now starts to sing Jingle Bells Jingle All the Way The husband says Chet is perfect and that he`ll take him The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot`s special talent Demonstrating he holds a lighter under Chet`s left foot and the bird sings Silent Night He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of Jingle Bells The wife is absolutely impressed and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet`s legs instead Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird`s legs and the bird begins to sing Chet`s Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire

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