A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous Every time the door opens he jumps Every time there is a noise he cringes The bartender after watching this for an hour finally goes over and asks What s the matter with you? Well I received a letter today that said if I didn t stop fooling around with his wife he was gonna shoot me For heaven s sake Why don t you just stop fooling around with his wife? Came the reply I would but he didn t sign his name

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