A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner The man took out his wallet extracted ten dollars and asked If I give you this money will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner? No I had to stop drinking years ago the homeless man replied Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food? the man asked Are you NUTS replied the homeless man I haven t played golf in 20 years Well said the man I m not going to give you money Instead I m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife The homeless man was astounded Won t your wife be furious with you for doing that? The man replied That s okay It s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf

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