Shayari Bazar

John was sitting outside his local pub one day enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink You should be ashamed of yourself young man Drinking is a Sin Alcohol is the blood of the devil Now John gets pretty annoyed about this and goes on the offensive How do *you* know Sister? My Mother Superior told me so But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right? Don`t be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life How could I a Nun sit outside this public house drinking? I`ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you them no-one will know The Nun reluctantly agrees so John goes inside to the bar Another pint for me and a triple vodka on the rocks then he lowers his voice and says to the barman and could you put the vodka in a teacup? Oh no It`s not that drunken Nun again is it?