A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet In a very deep husky voice the woman next to him says Before you tell that joke sir you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl 3 - I m a 6-foot tall 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler Now think about it seriously Mister Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second shakes his head and declares Nah not if I m gonna have to explain it five times

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