Shayari Bazar

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy He didn t know why she was jumping for joy but thought what the heck and started jumping up and down with her She said Honey I have some really great news for you He said Great tell me what you re so happy about She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down when she told him that she was pregnant He kissed her and told her That s great I couldn t be happier Then she said Oh honey there s more He asked What do you mean more? She said Well we are not having just one baby we are going to have TWINS Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant he asked her how she knew She said Well that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive