A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day the foreman told her The blonde woman didn t see this as a problem so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best She came back drenched in sweat Geez lady how many trees did you cut down? asked the foreman 6 she replied What ? You have to do better than that Get up earlier tomorrow So she did Out she went with the chainsaw she came back that night exhausted How many this time? asked the foreman 12 she said The foreman says That does it I m coming out there with you tomorrow morning The next morning the foreman reaches the first tree and says This is how to cut down trees really quickly He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically so he asks her what s wrong And she replies What the hell is that noise?

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