A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears She sobs Andrew doesn`t appreciate what I do for him Now now her mother comforted I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding No mother the young woman laments I bought a frozen chicken and he yelled at me about the price Well that is being miserly the mother agreed Those chickens are only a few dollars No mother it wasn`t the price of the chicken it was the airplane ticket Airplane ticket What did you need an airplane ticket for? Well mother when I went to fix it I looked at the directions on the back and it said `PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE ` so I flew to Alaska

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