Shayari Bazar

Julie the blonde getting desparate for money went into the richer neighborhoods looking for odd jobs At the first house she called on the man said Yeah I have a job for you How about painting my porch Sure said Julie I`ll do it for fifty bucks OK that`s great you`ll find the paint and ladder in the garage When the man went back into the house his wife who had been listening to this concersation said Fifty bucks Doesn`t she know that the porch goes all the way around the house? Well she should know She was standing right on it About 15 minutes later Julie knocked at the door I`m all finished she told the surprised home owner The man was amazed You painted the whole porch ? Yeah said Julie I even had some paint left over so I gave it two coats As the man reached for his wallet to pay Julie said: Oh by the way that is not a Porch it`s a Ferrari