Shayari Bazar

Late one Sunday afternoon a blonde from a small town was taking a long walk through a nearby meadow when she was surprised to see a parachutist trapped in the high branches of a tree Hellllllp he cried when he spotted her down below What are you doing up there? she called back I was skydiving he answered and my parachute didn t open The blonde rolled her eyes Well of course it didn t If you d just asked one of the locals anybody could ve told you that *nothing* around here opens on a Sunday