Shayari Bazar

The other day my neighbor who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy I didn t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought What the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her She said I have some really great news I said Great Tell me why you re so happy She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down told me that she was pregnant I knew she d been trying for a while so I told her That s great I couldn t be happier for you Then she said There s more I asked What do you mean there s more? She said Well we are not having just one baby We are going to have TWINS Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant I asked her how she knew She said Well that was the easy part I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack Both tests came out positive