A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth He asked his parents How was I born? Well honey said the slightly prudish parent the stork brought you to us OH said the boy Well how did you and daddy get born? he asked Oh the stork brought us too Well how were grandpa and grandma born? he persisted Well darling the stork brought them too said the parent Several days later the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations

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