Shayari Bazar

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnnie on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said Let s talk I ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger Little Johnnie who had just opened his book closed it slowly and said to the stranger What would you like to discuss? Oh I don t know said the stranger How about nuclear power? OK said Little Johnnie That could be an interesting topic But let me ask you a question first A horse a cow and a deer all eat grass The same stuff Yet a deer excretes little pelleile a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass Why do you suppose that is? Jeez said the stranger I have no idea Well then said Little Johnnie How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don t know shit?