A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher s pet He stood and said My name is Dan and when I become amen I would like to go to Japan if I can and I think I can The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room She stood up and answered the roll call by stating My name is Suzy and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can and I think I can The next on the list was Little Johnny sitting in the back of the room He stood up and said My name is Johnny and I don t give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can

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