Shayari Bazar

In a Nursery School Canteen there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one God is watching On the other counter there was a box of chocolates A small child went wrote on it: Take as many as u want God is busy watching the Apples Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today s generation KID: Why some of your hairs are white Dad? DAD: Every time you make me unhappy one of my hairs turns white KID: Now I understand why Grandpa s all hairs are white Moral: Don t be over smart with today s kids Child: Mummy why Gandhiji had no hair on his head? Mummy: Because he spoke truth only Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hairs The moral remains the same