Shayari Bazar

Little Johnny was late for class He walked into the classroom quietly shut the door behind him and tiptoed to his seat all the while hoping his teacher wouldn t notice But nevertheless the teacher was well aware of his entry Upset by his tardiness the teacher asked Is this how your father would have come in? Would he have come in late and tried to sneak to his desk? The teacher pointed to the door and continued Now leave this classroom and try it again And be sure to get it right next time So Little Johnny picked up his books and left the room A few moments later he flung open the door with a clatter and stomped back into the room with a lit cigarette dangling from his mouth He slammed the door behind him put his cigarette out on the floor and said So Honey didn t expect *me* did you?