Shayari Bazar

One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks: Mom how old are you? Mom: That`s a personal question You don`t ask those kinds of personal questions to women How much do you weigh? Mom: You`re too young to understand that you don`t ask those kind of questions to women Why did Dad leave us? Mom: You`re too young to understand that too I`ll tell you when you`re older So Johnnie goes back to school and tells his friend: My mom doesn`t want to tell me how old she is or what she weighs She doesn`t answer any of my questions His friend replies: You should go into her purse and look at her driver`s license All your questions will be answerd Johnnie goes back home and look into his mom`s purse and looks at her driver`s license and goes to his mom: Mom you`re 39 years old Mom: Yeah that`s right I am And you weigh 55 kg Mom: Yupp that`s right One last thing I know why dad left us Mom: Oh really why? Because you got an F in sex